"Obsessions on a Dance Floor"

After...

One full hour & twenty seven minutes...

Waking up well in advance of the 9 am ticketmaster release time...

Two original failed search attempts via computers in Florida & New York...

Countless frustrated scrollings on the pages of eBay with only worst-seat options available...

Sudden ecstasy at the unexpected announcement of two new Madison Square Garden dates...

New availability of two separate sets of great & affordable seats...

Losing the availability of both sets of great & affordable seats due to my "multiple page searches" (who knew?)...

Suddenly panicked, nearly in tears desperation at the cruelty of it all...

Now feeling livid & disgusted at the Best Available search coming up with two $400 floor seats (um, yeah right, i wish)...

Feeling that all will inevitably be lost & that the world is nothing more than a cruel and lonely place...

Giving it one last shot...

Waiting as patiently as possible while the ticketmaster page counts down from an approximate wait time of "5 minutes"...

"4 minutes"...

"5 minutes"...

"4 minutes"...

"3 minutes"...

"2 minutes"...

"1 minute"...

"less than 1 minute"...

MUSIC! It can't be! Two amazing, affordable, totally will be able to see the bitch seats...

My third Madonna Tour in a row!...

July 3rd...

Madison Square Garden, baby...

Matthew & i...

Madonna's Confessions Tour 2006...

Just think, that if buying the tickets got my heart rate pumping this fast, you can't even imagine how ridiculous the show itself is gonna be...

She's turning the world into one giant Dance Floor, Her Madgesty said so herself...

And for one night only, praise the Queen, we're gonna be dancing right there beside her!...